An Open Letter To My Friends at HGTV

Dear HGTV,

First of all, let me tell you what a huge fan I am of your channel.  I recently read the press release announcing your partnership with Heather Armstrong of Dooce and your show, Design Happens.

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While I am thrilled and looking forward to seeing what Mrs. Armstrong will bring to the show, I thought I’d pitch you an idea that came to me while ordering my family some takeout.

Good Enough would be focused on two modern day mothers who juggle the demands of raising children without going insane.

The Kick Ass Hosts of Good Enough

These women keep their home just tidy enough, their men happy enough, and their kids smart enough.  We may not always be green, eat organic, and keep a spotless bathroom, but we get dinner on the table, our kids’ teeth brushed, and their hair washed (at least twice a week).

While I realize there is a strong market for the Martha Stewarts of the world, I know there is an even bigger market for moms (and dads) who just get by and that’s good enough.

Some possible show topics could include:

Planning A Dinner Party – Text your friends, last person to respond hosts the dinner, everyone brings something to eat.  Voila!  Done.

Kids’ Birthday Party – Scavenger hunt theme, no need to clean up the whole house.  The first child to find your  glasses, keys, flask, and latest US magazine wins a prize!

I sincerely look forward to hearing your thoughts and suggestions.  While we may not draw the same numbers as the Dooce gal, I believe there is a niche audience that will surely be drawn to us.

Fondly,

Kacey

59 Responses to An Open Letter To My Friends at HGTV
  1. Syma K.
    March 10, 2010 | 2:00 am

    I would watch your show anytime on any channel. We need more shows that we can relate to.

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  2. Jen
    March 10, 2010 | 6:47 am

    I would totally watch that show.

    And I LOVE the scavenger hunt idea. There are a few things around here that I can’t find.
    Jen´s last blog ..Connections My ComLuv Profile

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  3. Kameron
    March 10, 2010 | 7:03 am

    I think a lot of us live by the good enough motto. As a working mom of a toddler and a 3 month old, I feel accomplished if we eat at a decent time and I manage to stay awake long enough to get the kids to bed! Until there is a monetary prize for keeping my house spotless, I won’t mind a little clutter!
    Kameron´s last blog ..Is this the ‘Real’ life? My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    A monetary incentive for keeping our home clean? You are brilliant, Kam. I will be sure to pass your idea along to my husband. I am sure that he will be appreciative.

    xo

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  4. Lolli
    March 10, 2010 | 7:07 am

    I would tune in to your show ANY day of the week. And I don’t even have a TV. That’s saying something.
    Lolli´s last blog ..Easy Kite Making Instructions for Preschool Kids My ComLuv Profile

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    admin Reply:

    I’m sorry did you write that you DO NOT have a tv? Ummm who watches your kids? :) Sadly our cable went out last night and I thought I was dying. Pathetic I know.

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    Lolli Reply:

    Um, yeah…we have the box that sits in our basement and plays our enormous collection of DVDs. I’m no hermit or anything. Just no reception. Or cable. ;)
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  5. LoveFeast Table
    March 10, 2010 | 7:33 am

    You gals got our votes!! Oh, scavenger hunt? We call it an I Spy Room!
    ~kristin
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  6. Courtney
    March 10, 2010 | 7:46 am

    This is hysterical! I would totally tune in and could easily be a guest on your new hit show.
    Courtney´s last blog ..Some Unexpected Fun My ComLuv Profile

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  7. parenting BY dummies
    March 10, 2010 | 7:50 am

    I was SO watch that show. I’m not into shows that make me feel like I suck. I have mommy group for that! Fran, come check out our beautiful photo from Bloggy. Only thing missing was Kacey.
    parenting BY dummies´s last blog ..Am I a Dumb Mom Blogger? My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    There is a rumor going around that M-K, Angie, and I will all be in Phoenix at the beginning of May. Surely you won’t make us get together without you, right? My laptop would be so lonely…and our pictures would definitely be sub-par without you.

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  8. Nana
    March 10, 2010 | 8:06 am

    I want to be part of your show.

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    francesca Reply:

    Are you kidding? You are going to be our featured correspondent, Nana. How on earth could we do something like this without you? My only fear is that the audience would like you more than us and, in your journey to stardom, you’d take over the show and kick us off.

    Just promise me you’ll still let us get you coffee when that time comes.

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  9. Kristina P.
    March 10, 2010 | 8:20 am

    I really hope they replace Dooce with you. I wanted to throw something at the screen when I saw her.

    Not a fan, if you can’t tell. :) Maybe that will change if I can watch it.
    Kristina P.´s last blog ..Search, Ponder, and Buffet My ComLuv Profile

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  10. Aimee @ Ain't Yo Mama's Blog
    March 10, 2010 | 8:46 am

    I would MUCH rather watch a Mayhem & Moxie show than a show about Dooce. Are you listening, HGTV?!?

    That is all.
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  11. Rebekah
    March 10, 2010 | 8:47 am

    I am all over that show! Tell HGTV that they can count on at least one viewer who will be glued to her couch mainlining Cadbury eggs and merlot while you guys make me feel like I’m not alone!

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    francesca Reply:

    Cadbury eggs and Merlot? My gawd, woman, we really are the same person.

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  12. S Club Mama
    March 10, 2010 | 8:51 am

    I would watch. You know it!

    My mom said “some famous blogger” was getting her own show. Should’ve known it was Dooce. I’d totally rather watch you.
    S Club Mama´s last blog ..left field My ComLuv Profile

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  13. heidi
    March 10, 2010 | 8:57 am

    I’d watch. Fo sho. LOL In fact, I could do some guest spots for you, too. You know, when Fran’s too busy hugging a toilet or something.
    heidi´s last blog ..The Rules My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    You’re all heart and generosity, my friend. Honestly, I think two pregnant women, their pregnant bellies, and their screaming brood of kids have a lot of potential for a show called, Good Enough.

    You’re in!

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  14. Emmy
    March 10, 2010 | 9:27 am

    I would totally watch! :) That would be some real reality TV :)
    Emmy´s last blog ..Winner and Cooking Club My ComLuv Profile

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  15. Jen@ODBT
    March 10, 2010 | 11:59 am

    I’d watch too. I love the scavenger hunt although maybe my party should be more of a craft party i.e., scrapbook my family’s life for the past 6 years.
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  16. Esther
    March 10, 2010 | 12:13 pm

    Yes! You just got another viewer. Sounds like an awesome show to me!
    Esther´s last blog ..Lenten Prayer–Week Three My ComLuv Profile

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  17. No Princesses Here
    March 10, 2010 | 4:01 pm

    You’d have yet another viewer here! That would be great.
    No Princesses Here´s last blog ..And You Thought YOUR Family Was Nuts! My ComLuv Profile

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  18. the mama bird diaries
    March 10, 2010 | 8:13 pm

    Sounds like a fabulous show idea. I would definitely watch. Love the photos.

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  19. Justine
    March 10, 2010 | 8:16 pm

    OMG Kacey, this was hysterical! It’s the kind of show I’d watch, for sure!

    Justine :o )
    Justine´s last blog ..Sunday Scramble: 3-7-10 My ComLuv Profile

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  20. Michelle
    March 11, 2010 | 5:25 am

    AHAAHAA… Brilliant!

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  21. Trina
    March 11, 2010 | 5:35 am

    Good Luck! I love the idea of the dinner parties, I may have to steal that one for my friends. I too feel much of the same. I think I was more organized when working full time but after my 2nd I’ve gone down hill. Glad to know I am not the only one but what matters is that we try our best and do what we can.
    Trina´s last blog ..As the wind blows My ComLuv Profile

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  22. angie
    March 11, 2010 | 1:04 pm

    How could the producers of HGTV NOT be all over this. It’s brilliant. Has the phone rung yet?
    angie´s last blog ..Guest Post? My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    Shockingly, we’re still waiting.

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  23. IKD Kitchens
    March 12, 2010 | 3:26 am

    I am LOVING this scavenger hunt idea – I wish I had thought of that. Absolutely hilarious x

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  24. megryansmom
    March 12, 2010 | 5:06 am

    I would totally watch Good Enough over that OTHER show you mentioned!
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  25. Cheryl
    March 12, 2010 | 12:33 pm

    I’ll only watch if one of my kids can unearth the tv remote. Time for a scavenger hunt!
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  26. kristin kaminski
    March 12, 2010 | 4:31 pm

    This made me laugh so hard I cried. Genius post! Also love the new do.
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  27. Betsy Henry (zen-mama.com)
    March 13, 2010 | 6:56 am

    Glad to have discovered your website and loooking forward to reading through it.

    Thanks for the twitter follow! Happy SITs Saturday, too!

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  28. CynthiaCrumb
    March 13, 2010 | 7:18 am

    I’d vote for that show! Let’s hope HGTV knows what’s good for them! :)
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  29. Rachel
    March 13, 2010 | 9:04 am

    HILARIOUS! I love it — I’d definitely watch that show (heck, I could host something like that too, lol).
    Rachel´s last blog ..Welcome to the new Following In My Shoes My ComLuv Profile

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  30. Amanda @Brilliant Sulk
    March 13, 2010 | 9:30 am

    I really like HGTV but am having a really hard time with the Dooce thing. I will not be watching…

    BUT. I would totally watch your show as long as I could do a guest spot on how to remove blood, vomit and red wine from a linen sofa.
    Amanda @Brilliant Sulk´s last blog ..I Think I Just Saved $280,000 My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    Of course you could! We’d call your segment, Must See TV. I mean, who doesn’t want to sit on their couch and watch a vomit removal tutorial?

    Plus, I have visions of you doing an “out and about” segment about all the things you see in your neighborhood when you are walking your dog.

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  31. CK
    March 13, 2010 | 12:34 pm

    You know I’d watch your show. I was sold by your, “Planning A Dinner Party” idea. I think I might just have to steal it…I mean, use it.
    CK´s last blog ..hearts and thoughts My ComLuv Profile

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  32. Holly at Tropic of Mom
    March 13, 2010 | 10:02 pm

    Sign me up as a charter subscriber. Heck, maybe you’ll even let me be a columnist. You guys are geniuses.
    Holly at Tropic of Mom´s last blog ..Spanish moss My ComLuv Profile

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  33. Donna
    March 14, 2010 | 12:29 pm

    Now that is a show I would watch!

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  34. Gwen
    March 14, 2010 | 2:03 pm

    Yes! My question is, will you wear makeup? Also, will you be wearing standard mother attire, i.e. sweatpants, husband’s t-shirts? Just wondering!
    Gwen´s last blog ..A picture’s worth a thousand words, so here are a few My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    For a show like, Good Enough, we’d definitely be in our standard mom attire. Besides, I only put on my fancy make-up at Christmas. :)

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  35. kaylen
    March 15, 2010 | 9:04 am

    LOVE this idea!! It’s irritating seeing the glamorous lifestyles featured on HGTV that will never ever relate to my life. I don’t have a small child right now, but if I did, I would want to see REAL life as it applies to me, not how I wish it could be. Some of their themes just are not realistic to anyone with children.

    I saw one episode where the family had two small boys and the designers gave them furniture with sharp edges and white cushions. That probably didn’t last long…
    kaylen´s last blog ..Fiber One Giveaway…Who Gets the Goods? My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    White furniture? That’s a good one. I really doubt that lasted long at all. I know in my house it wouldn’t have even gotten through breakfast unharmed.

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  36. Sadie at heyMamas
    March 15, 2010 | 12:01 pm

    This is awesome!!

    Sadie at heyMamas

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  37. Stephanie
    March 15, 2010 | 4:38 pm

    This is my first visit to your blog and I’m already in love, if for no other reason than the picture of the wild-haired child and the family room.

    Can’t say enough how much I ADORE that you’re keepin’ it real.
    Stephanie´s last blog ..Houston, we have a problem… My ComLuv Profile

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  38. Michelle
    March 15, 2010 | 6:53 pm

    I love this post! What a cute idea.
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  39. Joy
    March 15, 2010 | 8:05 pm

    I would so tune in to your show!
    Joy´s last blog ..WAT-AAH Review & Giveaway My ComLuv Profile

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  40. seriouslyahomemaker
    March 15, 2010 | 8:46 pm

    Hon… you are funny! I LOVE the idea! I am TOTALLY good enough!!

    BTW, I am so glad that I didn’t follow my internal (greedy) prompting to spark conversation with that reporter… hoping that she would have inserted a blurb about my blog and sent me into fame and fortune. She totally would have made me look like an idiot.. like she did to you…

    Just sayin’… “I want to start a blog ’cause I just love them. They’re pretty and fun. And cool. (snort).”

    Yes, better you than me! ;-)

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    francesca Reply:

    You are cracking me up with this comment. Self-preservation at its finest. I can totally relate.

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  41. jennykate
    March 16, 2010 | 9:13 am

    I don’t know how, but I managed to sort of lose you guys in all of my blogging mayhem…achem. So, I just put your blog button on my sidebar, never to be lost again.

    I love this post. Good Enough would be my most favorite show eva! I really love the idea to text your friends and the last to respond is the host. I’m going to give that one a try soon. I’ll let you know how it goes. :)
    jennykate´s last blog ..Eclipse Sneek Peek My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    Jenny! Hello again. So, so great to see you on our blog. Glad to see that we are finally getting a chance to start interacting again. Seeing your name pop up is like re-connecting with an old friend. :)

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  42. Bobbi-Jo
    March 16, 2010 | 2:51 pm

    Awesome response and holy crap, I think you just made the big time! I mean don’t all celebs have their comments taken out of context?
    GO FRANCESCA! ;)

    And you could look at it this way, you are getting some serious comment love from this crappy article! And that my friend, is all us bloggers need. :)

    I {heart} Mayhem and Moxie!
    Bobbi-Jo´s last blog ..Purple Kara Eater! My ComLuv Profile

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    francesca Reply:

    This is me reaching through the computer and giving you one giant hug, Bobbi-Jo. THANK YOU for your lovely comment. Such a great way to start my day.

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  43. Wendy Wiseman
    March 16, 2010 | 2:55 pm

    Found your post through the “sorry” letter written by (name escapes me) of the NYTimes….

    Anyway, found you, and THAT is the important thing! Loved your entry! My partner and I are new to this whole blogging/twitter world. Came from corporate, and now find myself working from home(again). Thank heavens I get to meet (read) posts like this! Makes me feel human…

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  44. Ewokmama
    March 16, 2010 | 9:36 pm

    I would totally watch that show. Also, I could be ON that show. I was thinking just earlier that it’s a good thing I read books to my son every night otherwise our time together would be filled with household chores, eating dinner, and getting ready for bed. :P

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  45. Liz
    March 23, 2010 | 1:18 pm

    Omg!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!!

    LOVE you site! (:
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