Just Call Me MacGyver

Macgyver

Of course you know who he is.

One word says it all: MacGyver.

He redefined the 80s with his Swiss Army knife and preference for non-violent conflict resolution.

Didn’t we all love this show?  There was nothing that MacGyver couldn’t save the world from in under an hour.

My life is a lot like MacGyver’s; the only differences being that I do not have a mullet and have never owned a brown leather bomber jacket.

Other than that, we’re practically the same person.

I use my MacGyver-like skillz whenever I can…especially when it comes to my kids.

If Giancarlo locks himself in the bathroom, I just run downstairs and grab a paperclip.  After a few swift moves, Voila!  My boy is released to freedom and all is right with the world again.

{Full disclosure: I may have taken the time to call my husband looking for advice on how to resolve the locked door situation, but whatev.  Even MacGyver had to consult with Pete from time to time.)

Oh, and it doesn’t stop there.  My husband took the three of us out to dinner last week.  Like any parent, I tried to stifle a groan when the server mentioned they did not have paper and crayons.  “We do have Wiki Stixs, though,” she said.

Bring it on, I replied.

I channeled my inner MacGyver and managed to keep my kids entertained for a solid half hour.  We started with mere flowers and fish…

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…but soon moved onto 3-D objects and Picasso-inspired modern art.

Note the similarities:

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I am practically my own stunt person.  Lord only knows what kind of damage I could do with a ballpoint pen, rubber band, tweezers, nasal spray, and a turkey baster.

43 Responses to Just Call Me MacGyver
  1. Luschka
    December 17, 2009 | 6:14 am

    lol. i loved ol’ Mac. Like serious. I vaguely remember something about marriage… but that was a long time ago! I loved this post. had a really good chuckle.
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  2. Jen@ODBT
    December 17, 2009 | 7:37 am

    More restaurants should offer wiki stix…what a great idea. Thank goodness for MacGyver – he’s such an inspiration (loved that show when I was younger).
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  3. beth aka confusedhomemaker
    December 17, 2009 | 7:59 am

    You had me at Macgyver & I do see the Picasso resemblance it should be in a museum.
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  4. Deb
    December 17, 2009 | 8:09 am

    I wish some restaurants around here would keep something other than crayons! Dexy eats them and Princess gets bored. Maybe I need to bring our own Wiki Stix.
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  5. Emmy
    December 17, 2009 | 8:36 am

    Those look way better than paper and crayons. I loved MacGyver.
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  6. Lolli
    December 17, 2009 | 8:46 am

    What memories that first picture brings back. I think he’s the reason I carried around foldable scissors in my purse and a can opener on my key chain through high school. Yeah, I was weird.
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  7. Kristina P.
    December 17, 2009 | 9:34 am

    I guess I need to get these for my friend who refuses to bring her two kids to a restaurant. They aren’t even that bad!
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  8. Randi
    December 17, 2009 | 10:33 am

    oooh those wiki stix look kinda fun.. i think i wanna me some, lol!!!
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  9. angie
    December 17, 2009 | 11:28 am

    Wow. I hadn’t drawn this Macgyver parallel, but I can totally see it. :) Totally. Except he’s like, MALE and you look nothing like him. :)
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  10. He & Me + 3
    December 17, 2009 | 3:34 pm

    LOL…you would be lethal. That is awesome and i love MacGyver. He is almost as cool as Inspector Gadget. :)
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  11. KnitPurlGurl
    December 17, 2009 | 4:06 pm

    LOL!!! I think all moms have an inner-MacGuyver.. Me, not-so-much. I’m lucky I can walk and chew gum! ;P LOVE the Wiki Stix and the Picaso-inspired art!!

    Thanks for stopping by my blog earlier!!! :)
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  12. Jenn Erickson/Rook No. 17
    December 17, 2009 | 4:47 pm

    I love it! Your really struck a chord here, SITSta! Back in my pre-mommy, corporate days, my co-workers called me MacGyver. It is truly amazing how those skills really blossom in motherhood! I must say, i’m positively blown away by your Wiki-stick art. Holy smokes! You gonna be taking that show on the road for a gallery tour any time soon?
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  13. Alicia
    December 17, 2009 | 4:55 pm

    Yes, I remember that show!! But, I will always think of him on General Hospital as a doctor!! LOL
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  14. Aimee @ Ain't Yo Mama's Blog
    December 17, 2009 | 5:10 pm

    Ha! The Picasso resemblance is dead-on! A masterpiece!
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  15. WannabeMomErin
    December 17, 2009 | 5:24 pm

    I learned a few things from this blog post:
    1) I still love Wikistix (I had some ages ago and just reading the word made me I wish I still had them).
    2) I should buy the MacGyver season DVDs, because it would be so cool to watch the show now that I am an adult and would “get” it.
    3) Mothers are awesome.
    4) Once we have children, we’ll need to carry crayons and colouring books with us when we go out.

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  16. Sara
    December 17, 2009 | 5:24 pm

    This is the SECOND post I’ve read recently about Wikki Stix. I need to get some ASAP.
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  17. Scary Mommy
    December 17, 2009 | 6:13 pm

    Wiki Stixs are the answer to everything in life, aren’t they? I worship them.
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  18. Ann's Rants
    December 17, 2009 | 6:17 pm

    Wax and string and, what $7.99 a dozen? GENIUS.

    Love the MacGyver analogy. Right on.
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  19. michelle
    December 17, 2009 | 7:02 pm

    McGuyver is da man
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  20. Justine
    December 17, 2009 | 7:41 pm

    Hey, we do NOT need to know what you could get up to with a turkey baster!

    Would you believe I never watched that show? He was pretty hot though.

    Justine :o )
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  21. Muthering Heights
    December 17, 2009 | 8:04 pm

    LOL, I’m sure you’ll have many occasions to use your skills!
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  22. WenbrenExplainsItAll
    December 17, 2009 | 8:16 pm

    gosh I’m so out of the loop I don’t even know what a wikki stick is but it sounds like great entertainment for the kiddos!

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  23. Unknown Mami
    December 17, 2009 | 8:22 pm

    Your creation is fantastic, but what the heck are Wiki Stix?
    Unknown Mami´s last blog ..Happy Holidays! My ComLuv Profile

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  24. Amanda
    December 17, 2009 | 9:04 pm

    Wow! That was some good art you made! Seriously, I love them all! I am so creatively challenged that the smallest crafts impress me. ;-)

    My daughter is begging for Bendyroos or something like that. I think she can create to her heart’s content with little involvement from me and no clean up – perfect! LOL
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  25. Amanda @Brilliant Sulk
    December 18, 2009 | 12:54 am

    Was there ever a Mrs. MacGyver? Because I bet if there was she was totally awesome, taught him everything he knew and could probably kick his ass…

    P.S. Your Wiki creations were utterly amazing. May I suggest a showing at one of the local galleries?
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  26. Amy
    December 18, 2009 | 6:16 am

    That does look amazing. I am going to try and follow you again. I lost you guys in the move. I miss not coming by all of the time. Have a great day.. Thanks for coming by again.
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  27. Blond Duck
    December 18, 2009 | 11:56 am

    I bet you could save the world!
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  28. Condo Blues
    December 18, 2009 | 1:13 pm

    those rock.

    Now if you know how to do that stop a nuclear reactor from total melt down with a chocolate bar (oh yes he dd!) thing, let me know.
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  29. Live.Love.Eat
    December 18, 2009 | 2:35 pm

    You’re a better woman than I am. I am usually too busy stuffing my face to try to entertain my little guy……
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  30. Eve
    December 18, 2009 | 3:56 pm

    oh my gosh – those waxy sticks are just the best thing EVER! We are finding that more and more restaurants are carrying them for the kids and they are so entertaining!

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  31. Cori Melvin
    December 18, 2009 | 10:42 pm

    I’m pretty sure I could look way hotter in that bomber jacket. Ad for saving the world with a Q-Tip and some duct tape… well that’s why I’m getting married, he’s the industrious one.
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  32. Victoria
    December 19, 2009 | 8:19 am

    I used to love watching that show….seriously. That work of art is marvelous:)
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  33. Jeannie
    December 19, 2009 | 8:26 am

    LOL – LOVE IT!!!

    Moms just rock! It’s a given.
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  34. heidi @ wonder woman wannabe
    December 19, 2009 | 11:38 am

    HA! Love it! I too feel that I must resort to channel my inner MacGyver for this mama gig!

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  35. Kristin
    December 20, 2009 | 1:14 am

    What’s up super mom? It’s becoming increasingly difficult for me to keep the dude entertained when we go out to dinner!

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  36. Jen
    December 20, 2009 | 10:46 am

    Loved McGyver. He is an inspiration to us all looking for ways to get out of disastrous situations with only chewing gum, a credit card, and a bobby pin. Keeping crayons and paper on hand at all times would probably be a good thing too.
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  37. Helene
    December 20, 2009 | 8:43 pm

    I used to think he was SO hot….I haven’t seen what he looks like in ages though. Never heard of Wiki stix but I’m intrigued enough to google them after I leave this comment…LOL
    Helene´s last blog ..Mommy – the live version of Wikipedia My ComLuv Profile

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  38. Nancy
    December 22, 2009 | 10:45 am

    Love it! You’re very creative… love the works of art. :)
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  39. Nancy
    December 22, 2009 | 10:45 am

    P.S. My RC Cyclone Racer (or whatever it is) arrived and my boys are going to be thrilled!!!
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  40. Pooba
    December 22, 2009 | 3:52 pm

    What a relief to find this out about you Fran. I am constantly locking myself in the bathrrom and was afraid I’d do the same when I come to visit you. Thank God you are my McGyver!

    And what’s even better is an artistic McGyver, after you unlock the bathroom with your paper clip, you can sculpt me a piece of your 3-d art. That’d be great, thanks!
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  41. joanofalltrades
    December 23, 2009 | 2:15 pm

    You crack me up! I can always count on you for a good ol’ 80’s flashback. Who ever thought the mullet was a good idea? I love your wiki stick art! And what restaurant has wiki sticks, but no crayons? Weird! Merry Christmas!
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  42. Joanna Jenkins
    December 23, 2009 | 4:17 pm

    Mac was a fave of mine. I wonder where he is now…

    Just wanted to wish you and your family a great Christmas. It was a please meeting you thins year and I look forward to more terrific posts in 2010!

    Cheers,
    xo

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  43. Lady of Perpetual Chaos
    January 8, 2010 | 10:17 am

    I knew you reminded me of someone but I just couldn’t put my finger on it. Now it seems so obvious! I am in awe of your MacGyver-ness!
    Lady of Perpetual Chaos´s last blog ..Christmas 2009 My ComLuv Profile

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