Friends,
As you know, I’ve been sick the past few weeks. I’ve spent my weekends indoors, wrapped in blankets, barely moving from the fetal position on the couch. Yeah…it’s serious. My husband says I’m just being dramatic. However, my doctor has finally diagnosed me with terrible case of Preciparalysis (a.k.a. – “rainy day bluesies”). It’s a dire situation, and the only thing pulling me through this tough time is a blog I’m about to share with you. I’m fully aware that my sense of humor is not universal, but as my dying wish, I beg you to cut me some slack – try not to laugh at these images from failblog.org. I’ll let you figure out the theme of this highly entertaining website.
Seriously? No, seriously? It makes me sad, but at the same time, I can’t stop laughing. Is this what some politicians refer to as the “real America”? I’m thinking of stealing this idea for our next holiday card.
My suggestion for our school’s upcoming spring pictures.
Let this last photo be a warning to a certain someone who twitters for us, is utterly devoted to Mayhem & Moxie and will be with third child this August.
Thanks for letting me share this dreamy website with you all. It turns out laughter really is the best medicine, unless, of course, you have tuberculosis. But you know what? I do feel better. And gosh darn it, maybe I will get up, put hat on, and venture outside into the beautiful…oh yeah, it’s raining.
Why me?
-Kacey
Oh great! Like I needed another website addiction… I just hope none of my pictures ever end up there!
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LOL, oh my gosh, that second one with the cigarettes!!! What in the world??
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Rain and grey weather makes me depressed too. That’s why I dance with bears who try to grab my ta-tas.
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I love pictures like these & I can’t believe they are actually real!! Thanks for a good laugh this morning!
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Those pictures are cracking me up. I can’t stop laughing over them. And hey kids have to start young so why not have them pose with a giant pack of cigs–Oh my Lord, who does this???
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admin Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:17 am
I couldn’t agree more! In what world does a parent think, wow, having my kid pose with a pack of cigs is sooo funny?? I guess it somewhat explains why kids have so many issues these days.
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I am stunned…For real? That last one is insane. Why didn’t I think of that prop for pictures? LOL Sheesh.
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Very funny and boy do I understand the rainy blue syndrome!
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“Danger: Giant Penis” only means one thing. He’s packing one inch down there. Maybe less.
That photo is priceless! I think I might steal it and hang it amongst my family photos that adorn my wall.
Hope you’re not too miserable lying around like that. It sucks.
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admin Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Ha! If you do, then you definitely have to write a post about it. Kacey and I would love to see it.
Plus, how utterly hilarious would it be when people come over and see the pic on your wall? You could act totally nonchalant about the whole thing. At least, that is what I would do.
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HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA!!!! That last pic is PRICELESS!!!
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These are hilarious…perfect pick-me-up for a gross day. Thanks for the laugh.
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Boy do I understand having the blahs…and being sick on top of them just ROTS. Feel better soon!
And speaking of feeling better, it’s pics like that that make me feel better about myself. Is that wrong? Heh.
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admin Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:20 am
Never! I regularly make myself feel better at others’ expense. Is that somehow wrong?
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thank you for sharing. . and restoring my faith in humanity at the same time. If there are people out there who are this funny – then the world can’t possibly suck that bad! I now feel afraid that I will wake up one day with a giant FAIL sign outside my front door. Hmmm. .
x
Paula
http://www.adhocmom.com
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admin Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Kacey’s post totally restored my faith in humanity…and validated my belief that I am in fact better than some.
Haha.
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We all complain about the idiots, but they’re just so darn funny (when they aren’t totally screwing it up for the rest of us)
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Those pictures totally made my day! I am sorry you’ve been feeling so blue…just think of the great trip to Baltimore coming up soon! And just for me….you’ve got to send a tweet (at least one) when you’re in labor!
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Heeheeheee! these were great, Kacey. Hope you can struggle out of your terminal bluesies!
Justine
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I love this site!!!!
And I hope that you feel better soon.
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I hope you feel better. Thanks for the site – so excellent…the people of the ‘mart site always makes me laugh. I am always shaking my head wondering why?!?!
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Ok I can understand the first – redneck. I get it. But the second…seriously? Even my mom wouldn’t have done that. LOL And the last one is probably more common than we think.
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The picture with the child posing with the cigarettes is soo wrong it’s not even funny. You know what would make it funny? If he was posing with Virginia Slims, not Marlboros.
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February 26th, 2010 at 9:26 am
UM! You have the best responses EVER! You are absolutely right, Virginia Slims would have made all the difference!
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I read FailBlog weekly and I also am disappointed and amused at the same time. The little girl in that first picture will need some therapy later in life.
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admin Reply:
February 25th, 2010 at 9:23 am
We all need to read sites like this more regularly. They help us to feel better about ourselves.
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Oh man, what is this world coming to?? At least it’s entertaining
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Glad you’re feeling better!
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Oh, those pictures are excellent. Another one of my favorites is http://www.awkwardfamilyphotos.com. There are a few pics that are just priceless. I’ve actually laughed till I cried at some of them.
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Lol! That is too funny.. and yeah I like your sense of humor.
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No worries…I think we share the same sense of humor, and laughter IS the best medicine. Feel better!
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I can totally relate to the “rainy day blues”…. these pictures definitely made me laugh— especially that last one! haha
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OMG! That is hilarious and I can see how this is the only thing keeping you going!
I really can’t decide what my favorite one is! I might have to go with the little kid and the marlboros. He looks too adorable!
Hope you feel better soon!
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My hubby reads failblog ALL. The. Time. LOL! I prefer Regretsy, myself. Give that one a shot if you are still chained to the couch! It’ll make you feel down-right crafty!
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wow. the third one is crazy!! they all are. but the third one for sure!! made me laugh though.
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I know that Northern CA is not Southern CA… but this rain we are having this winter in ridiculous! I’m counting down the days until Spring. (For those that need to know.. it’s 22!)
Thanks for the laugh! I need it. Because although we’ve got some blue skies today, I hear more rain is on the way!
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Those made me laugh out loud, especially that last one!!! I’ve heard of some women being so obsessed with tweeting about their birth experience as it’s happening that they aren’t even focusing on what’s going on.
Hope you’re feeling better soon…the gray, gloomy skies are getting to me too!
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Heh heh! That blog is so funny! Hope you feel better.
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Hi! Thanks for stopping by my blog and no, I couldn’t resist laughing — especially with the new mother texting! They recently showed on the news — a groom that didn’t kiss his bride until he updated his FB status! Wow!
Your blog is terrific and I am a new follower.
Traci
38andgrowing.blogspot.com
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Giant cigarettes…why? And I think Santa looks a little too happy in that first one (I know, that’s how rumors get started).
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the lady with the cell phone looks like someone I know I wonder if it’s her….Imagine?How weird! It kinda reminds me of me, I have to carry two cell phones throughout the day it;s kind of annoying, but one’s personal and the other is my work phone
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What is this world coming too?
I say if you have to advertise that you have a large penis, it is probably size small in reality.
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Wasn’t the rain crazy? It poured here all day Saturday. That last photo is insane!
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Gives new meaning to the idea of the “Marlboro Man.” What were they thinking?
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